The Bag Man (2014) - Originally Written May 16, 2014

The Bag Man (2014)

Watching the Movie: 

I want this two hours of my life back. 

Screening the Film: 

There is literally nothing even remotely worthy of analysis, or discussion here. 

Best Dialogue: 

Not Applicable. Every word of this movie is pure shite.

The Bottom Line. 

The A.V. Club gave this movie a D and said it was a Tarantino knock off made 20 years too late. That's being far too kind. I actually LOVED some of the poor man's pulp fiction movies that came out in the mid-late 90's after Tarantino's Masterpiece hit it big ("2 Days in the Valley" (1996) is still one of my favorites, and I think got the Good, Bad, and Ugly write up format way back in the day). I hated this movie like I've never hated anything before. I'm doing something I never thought possible....Negative rating.

-1 out of 5

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